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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.