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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”