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"Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It's like a high-stakes version of 'Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition'! 💁‍♂️✨⚽️"

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26 shares on Snapchat this month:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

49 shares on Threads this month:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

22 shares on Threads this month:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Making waves on Messenger:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Making waves on Discord:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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