Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSoccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again. My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort. I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.