Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  • I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
  • “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.
  • I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.
  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
  • Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.