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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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