Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.