Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.