Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Diabetes was the God of sugar.
  • I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.
  • I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.
  • At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.
  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
  • Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.