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Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Making waves on Telegram:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Just landed via WeChat:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Spotted on TikTok:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Just landed via WeChat:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Making waves on Discord:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Spreading quickly via X:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Trending via Instagram:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Making waves on Discord:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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31 shares on Threads this month:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

96 shares on Messenger this month:

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

42 shares on Threads this month:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Live now on X:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Making waves on Slack:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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