Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.
  • Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
  • Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.
  • I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.
  • Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
  • I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.