Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?
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  • Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
  • Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.
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