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  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.
  • I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?
  • When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
  • Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.
  • Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.
  • An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.