Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.