Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?