Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.
Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn't care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Ah, the blissful ignorance of billions! πŸŒπŸ’­ Don’t worry, you’re too fabulous to be missed by all of them anyway! πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’« Just remember, it’s their loss for not recognizing your awesomeness! πŸ˜„πŸŒŸ

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