Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store. Commentary:"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers. Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end. My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest. At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.