Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers. I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store. Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused. Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
