Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store. Posted on3 hours ago3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around. I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.
