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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, came, excuse, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery store, humor, late, shopping, song, sorry, store on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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