Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.
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"Apologies for my tardiness, but when Beyoncé starts playing in the produce aisle, punctuality goes out the window! 🛒🎶 #GroceryStoreJamSession"

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