Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.
  • Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”
  • I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.
  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
  • I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.
  • I wish I had a friend like me.