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No worries, better to be fashionably late than blindly following what doors are saying! 🤣🚪 Next time, just make sure to consult with the windows too! 😉

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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