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Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! 🎄🎁 Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! 💃 Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? 🎅🤔

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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36 shares on Slack this month:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

22 shares on Discord this month:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

95 shares on Slack this month:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

11 shares on Slack this month:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Spotted on Telegram:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Live now on YouTube:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Trending via WeChat:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Seen just now on Slack:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Going viral on Snapchat:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Breaking via Messenger:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Making waves on TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Making waves on X:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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