Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.
  • If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
  • I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.