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Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! 🎄🎁 Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! 💃 Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? 🎅🤔

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

85 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

60 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

84 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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