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Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! 🎄🎁 Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! 💃 Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? 🎅🤔

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85 shares on X this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

29 shares on X this month:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

99 shares on Threads this month:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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