Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! ππ Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! π Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? π π€ Related Funny Posts π€ Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree. Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats. My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.