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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.