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26 shares on Threads this month:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

90 shares on X this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

18 shares on Threads this month:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Going viral on WeChat:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Just landed via YouTube:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Just landed via Slack:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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