Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Sounds like a merry-go-round of decorating decisions! 🎄🎁 Someone's aiming for that perfect festive flair! 💃 Perhaps a compromise is in order…or maybe two Christmas trees this year? 🎅🤔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree. I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial. We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
