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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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"Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged countryside, england, everywhere, humor, just, rural, rural England, setting, Spider-Man, superhero, transportation, walk on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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