Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.” Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppStart each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Tested positive for being single af Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
