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24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

20 shares on Threads this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

10 shares on Discord this month:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Spotted on WeChat:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Spotted on YouTube:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Shared recently on Threads:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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