Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet. Funny Quotes August 19, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTechnically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars. If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence. The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.