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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

67 shares on Discord this month:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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