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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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