Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Posted onOct 11, 2023Oct 11, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTelling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is. Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!