Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
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  • I like to take long walks away from stupid people.
  • I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.
  • If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
  • We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.