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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.