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"Who needs a personal organizer when you've got Tetris skills to pack a freezer like a pro! 🕹️❄️ Don't worry, your frozen peas won't be sliding around once you've nailed that perfect Tetris fit! 😉 #MasterFreezerPacker"

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Life is short, flirt with me!

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Life is short, flirt with me!

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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