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  • I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.
  • Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
  • Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.
  • Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.