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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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69 shares on Threads this month:

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

38 shares on Discord this month:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

58 shares on Threads this month:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

92 shares on Slack this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Trending via TikTok:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Live now on WeChat:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Breaking via Instagram:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Live now on Messenger:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Going bananas on Threads:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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