Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's a prickly situation, but at least nobody leaves with thorny feelings! ๐นโ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony. The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you. And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.