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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.