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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

This Monday could have been an email.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

40 shares on Discord this month:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t spell disappointment without me.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

91 shares on Slack this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Making waves on Slack:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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