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"Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence 🤔 Who knew something with 'nothingness' in the description could be so crunchy and bland? 😂 #RiceCakeEpiphanies"

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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1 month ago

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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2 months ago

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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2 months ago

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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4 months ago

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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4 months ago

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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2 months ago

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

25 shares on X this month:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Just shared via Reddit:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Live now on WhatsApp:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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