That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent."

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🛒😅 Ah, the classic “walk of shame” out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you’re just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ “Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers,” you whisper to yourself, as if you’re the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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