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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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