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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

50 shades of single.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has viewed:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

Babe, are you okay? Youโ€™ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I donโ€™t know anything about cars or women.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Just shared via YouTube:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Just shared via TikTok:

Youโ€™re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Trending via WhatsApp:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Hide and seek, except itโ€™s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everyoneโ€™s a badass until the doorbell rings.

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.
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93 shares on X this month:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, itโ€™s gonna be from the penthouse.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

The nice thing about getting older is that you donโ€™t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

19 shares on Discord this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

10 shares on Slack this month:

The best thing about the internet is that youโ€™re never the dumbest one here.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

90 shares on Discord this month:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

21 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Maybe Iโ€™m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

12 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ has shared:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

Itโ€™s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has viewed:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Just shared via Discord:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether youโ€™re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Broadcasted on X:

Thatโ€™s not my girl bestie, thatโ€™s my platonic wife.

Seen just now on Slack:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Just landed via YouTube:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Going viral on YouTube:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Trending via Telegram:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Just shared via Messenger:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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