Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Funny quote about laundry mysteriously growing taller overnight on the bed.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous pile of clothes, the mysterious entity that defies all logic and grows taller with each passing day! ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿงฆ It's like a magical creature playing a never-ending game of Jenga on your bed! ๐ŸŒŸ Who knew laundry could be so mischievous and persistent? Perhaps it's time to call for backup – the laundry fairy, anyone? ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ



Hot Jokes ๐Ÿ’ฅ

21 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Instead of writing letters, letโ€™s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

6 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

15 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I love when people say, โ€œIn college, I wrote a paper onโ€ฆโ€ as if that holds any academic merit.

18 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. Itโ€™s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

19 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I am so lucky that I canโ€™t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when youโ€™re dumb.

16 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Going โ€œOmgg, thatโ€™s crazy,โ€ every time my coworkers talk until itโ€™s time to go home.

25 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

19 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

These people act like theyโ€™ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

23 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, โ€œItโ€™s started again, hasnโ€™t it?โ€ then leaving.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Funny Quotes Images

Updated

Users Online

ยฉ 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด