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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Going bananas on Discord:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Live now on Telegram:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Just landed via Threads:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Making waves on Instagram:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Trending via TikTok:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Funny quote about laundry mysteriously growing taller overnight on the bed.

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Ah, the infamous pile of clothes, the mysterious entity that defies all logic and grows taller with each passing day! 👕🧦 It's like a magical creature playing a never-ending game of Jenga on your bed! 🌟 Who knew laundry could be so mischievous and persistent? Perhaps it's time to call for backup – the laundry fairy, anyone? 🧚‍♂️✨

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

82 shares on Threads this month:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

26 shares on X this month:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Trending via Pinterest:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Dear music, thanks!

Just landed via Discord:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Just landed via YouTube:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

Live now on Threads:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Just shared via Slack:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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