The cheapest way to fly is off the handle. Commentary:Flying off the handle may be cheap, but the frequent flyer miles you'll accrue on that emotional roller coaster will cost you your peace of mind 😅🎢🚀 #KeepCalmAndStayGrounded Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc. If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit. Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.