Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.
  • I believe in annoyed at first sight.
  • In banana years, I am bread.
  • Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.
  • I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
  • Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.