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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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