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Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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2 months ago

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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4 months ago

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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2 months ago

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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1 month ago

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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2 months ago

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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2 months ago

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39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

62 shares on Slack this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

45 shares on X this month:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Making waves on Instagram:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Spotted on Threads:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Making waves on YouTube:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Making waves on TikTok:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Just landed via Threads:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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