The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Commentary:
Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let’s hope the little drummer didn’t keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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