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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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