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  • I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
  • I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
  • As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.
  • Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.
  • I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.
  • Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.