The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I h… Commentary:"Ah, the classic 'guest room mattress curse' strikes again! It's like they're on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. 😂💤 #GuestRoomStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress. An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long. I love my cat so much, but how the hell are you that small and take up an entire queen-size mattress? I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me. The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.