The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you” My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
