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"Ah, the classic 'guest room mattress curse' strikes again! It's like they're on their best behavior until you actually have to spend a night on them. 😂💤 #GuestRoomStruggles"

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68 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

42 shares on Slack this month:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

96 shares on X this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

50 shares on Threads this month:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.

Going bananas on Messenger:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Breaking via Discord:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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