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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?