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  • Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
  • I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.
  • I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.
  • Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?
  • Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
  • Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.