Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.
  • I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
  • If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!
  • If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
  • My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.
  • I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.