The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time. My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.