Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
  • Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.
  • Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
  • Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
  • You’re pretty… fucked up.