The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others. Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less. Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.
