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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – losing body parts along the way 🤷‍♂️ Just remember to pick 'em up if you find 'em! 🦵🔜🙈"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, body, body part, changes, day, getting, getting older, humor, i, just, less, life, life changes, older, randomness, surprise on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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