Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.
  • Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.
  • Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.
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