Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.
  • If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.
  • If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
  • I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
  • This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.