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- Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
- The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
- Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
- The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.