The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double. The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.