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Looks like Jesus had a real last supper letdown! 😂 Maybe the missing disciples got caught up with some unexpected traffic on the way to the table. 🚗 At least the leftovers probably lasted for days! 🍞🍷 #DinnerDilemma

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

91 shares on X this month:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

85 shares on Slack this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

79 shares on Discord this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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This Monday could have been an email.

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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