The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter. Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
