The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.