Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
  • Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
  • To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
  • I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.
  • I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
  • You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.