The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night. You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example. Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.