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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

22 shares on Threads this month:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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