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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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