Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.
  • I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.
  • She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.
  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
  • Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.