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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

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15,208

Dec 30, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Spotted on Threads:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Freshly posted on X:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Shared recently on Reddit:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Just landed via Reddit:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Just shared via Telegram:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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5 months ago

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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2 months ago

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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2 months ago

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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2 months ago

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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2 months ago

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

87 shares on X this month:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

18 shares on X this month:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

23 folks are currently checking 👀

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear Santa, Money!

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

Funny Quotes Images

15,208

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Trending via Telegram:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Just landed via Instagram:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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