The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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I think God was high when he made me.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.