The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.