Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
  • I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.
  • Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.
  • Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
  • I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.
  • Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!