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  • I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.
  • I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.
  • I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
  • Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.
  • I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.
  • Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.