There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. Posted onSep 28, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel. Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.