There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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That’s the eternal struggle of popcorn lovers everywhere – the fine line between a snack and a full-blown popcorn feast! 🍿😂 It’s a slippery slope from “just a handful” to “oops, I ate the whole bucket.” But hey, no regrets when it comes to popcorn, right? 🤷‍♂️ #PopcornProblems

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