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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble duck hunter – masters of disguise and patience! 💸🦆 Who knew ducks were such worthy adversaries in battle of wits and wallets? Respect to those who go to the extreme for their feathered foes! 🚤😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boat, camouflage, duck, duck hunter, humor, hunter, hunting, i, money, outsmart, respect, spent on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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