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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.