There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.