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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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