They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.