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Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Trending via LinkedIn:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Live now on Messenger:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Going viral on TikTok:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Trending via Reddit:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Spotted on X:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Just landed via Reddit:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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78 shares on YouTube this month:

Being social sucks all my energy.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Live now on Discord:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Trending via Messenger:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Breaking via Slack:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Going viral on YouTube:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Breaking via Instagram:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Live now on Twitch:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Just landed via Reddit:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Live now on Reddit:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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