Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.