Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
  • If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
  • If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.
  • Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
  • Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.