Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.
  • My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.
  • Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying β€˜we should see other people’
  • If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
  • The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
  • A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.