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43 shares on X this month:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

79 shares on X this month:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

36 shares on X this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

63 shares on Slack this month:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

41 shares on Telegram this month:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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