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Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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