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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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15 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Spotted on Reddit:

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Just landed via Reddit:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Trending via Facebook:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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