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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.