To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?