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Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

64 shares on WeChat this month:

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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