To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

To accommodate the size of my wife's new water bottle, we've replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Commentary:
Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

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