Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToday sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs. The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.
