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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.