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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on m…

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on m…

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"Looks like someone's been on the express train to Disappointmentville! 🚂😅 At least they're efficiently handling life's curveballs with a pit stop for liquid motivation. Here's hoping the bar visit brings some much-needed cheer! 🍻🌟"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, bad, bad day, bar, coping, coping mechanism, day, drinking, humor, i, liquor, liquor store, mechanism, stop, store, today on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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