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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.