Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions. If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion? Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.