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"Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears"

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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