Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.
