Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.