Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. Funny Quotes August 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToday’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?
