Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onion… Commentary:"Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion. The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me. Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax? My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.